I'm the new Sheriff in town, and this is my Bat 'o Justice.
Someday, my picture will be on a Topps card.
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I wonder what Ken Phelps is doing right now...
Hey Jay, your fly is open...
These taste better if you hold them over the campfire a little.
He stopped smiling when they showed him the picture and realized someone shaved his head in his sleep.