Who said I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn?
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King Arthur had the Sword in the Stone...I have the Shovel and a Mullet!
Shovel? NO this is a TEXAS FLY SWATTER.
All I have is the truth, and I've proven that.Now if you'll excuse me, I need to keep digging up the outfield looking for those worm monsters from Tremors.P.S.- first part is an actual Canseco quote.
Gandalf aint got nothing on me! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Who said Pluto isn't a planet? I got a shovel here that says it is!
If I belonged to a garden club like this I'd have to cancel my membership on account of them letting in the likes of me. Boom roasted!