You Might Be A Card Collector If......

You Might Be A Card Collector If......when sitting at the dinner table for Thanksgiving you count the amount of chairs and try to figure out the odds you sit next to gaseous Uncle Louie.

"Oh boy, 1:3 odds this year. I would rather have that be much rarer."

You Might Be A Card Collector If......

You Might Be A Card Collector If......when hearing that Austin Powers had lost his "mojo", you thought that he lost his best card.

You Might Be A Card Collector If......

You Might Be A Card Collector If......when your wife asks you what you were looking at on the computer and you say some really nice big "RAKs" and she slaps you in the face for it. Later she finds out you were talking about Random Acts Of Kindness mail days.

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......you go to a Library asking where the Beckett section is

You Might Be A Card Collector If......

You Might Be A Card Collector If......a super model was standing in front of the card section at Walmart and you asked them to move out of the way

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......upon opening a box of Lucky Charms you find extra gold pot marshmallows and call it a "Hot Box"

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You Might Be A Card Collector If....... you are shopping for your significant other but won't buy anything that isn't Chrome or Platinum

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......you hear, "this is possibly the greatest INNOVATION of all-time!" Then go to check it out only to be disappointed not to find a basketball card box from Panini America.

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......

You Might Be A Card Collector If.......you take your kids drawings and put them into Ultra Pro sleeves like a collectible.