“What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Sith?”
Yo... you can cash that check now!
Hello? You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel.
Hello? You're calling from the future? WHO is president??!! He's a total idiot and the world is in chaos? Oh man, I think I'll do another year of college. Thanks, future man on the line.
What, mom? Yes, I've been eating my vegetables. No, I don't think it's ironic that the Lakers beat us today, why do you ask?
(I really think that we should get bonus points towards the big season-long prize for stuff like this.. LOL)
Haha. Maybe I should have turned some of my contest ones into caption cards....hmmm......
I agree with the Bonus Points idea...I thought my Canseco captions were absolutely bonus point worthy!
How did you know I was hiding a baseball in the shoulder of my jacket?!?
These phones with cords are the best! I hope that never changes!
Maybe if I turn my hat backwards people will think I am Griffey!
Can you hear me now?
"Kurt, it's me, your cousin Gary. No, Gary Cobain! You know that new sound you've been searching for? Well listen to this!“(David Stern shreds the opening to" Smells Like Teen Spirit " on his guitar before announcing the first pick of the Second Round.)
Hello Dominoes? Do you have a "I just got drafted into the NBA" discount? Oh, hold on, let me get off my invisible phone...
No don't use this picture on my rookie card! I look like a big phone-y!
Show me the money!